caiusbackup ([personal profile] caiusbackup) wrote2007-05-01 04:36 pm
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Bored, therefore meme

From [livejournal.com profile] penknife:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Or laugh my head off and write Cap/Falc instead. :)
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[identity profile] transemacabre.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
*snort* *giggle*

According to the rules of hooker!fic, Cap should then hire Zemo, hot sex is had, and then Cap and Zemo slowly fall in love against their wills. Of course, were this an actual fic written in character, Cap would never hire a hooker, and even if he did, he would just find Zemo some help so he wouldn't have to be a hooker anymore.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-03 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Exactly. Which is why the fic ends where it was does and Cap never hires Zemo. (And why the *actual* hookerfic (http://pervyficgirl.livejournal.com/80338.html?#cutid1) featuring Cap as client didn't work for me. Cap as *hooker* is pretty plausible--he did grow up more or less on the streets during the depression--but setting it then would exclude most of the people we'd want as the clients in the hookerfic.)

But Zemo as prostitute catering to people with Nazi fetishes was to funny to pass up. :)
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