caiusbackup ([personal profile] caiusbackup) wrote2007-05-01 04:36 pm
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Bored, therefore meme

From [livejournal.com profile] penknife:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Or laugh my head off and write Cap/Falc instead. :)
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Cap/Falc/Redwing)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
The one where Sam and Tony Stark fall head over heels for each other and run away into the sunset?

Or how about the one where Barry Allen and Ollie work out their differences. IN BED. Hal Jordan not included. ?

Linda Park-West and Selina Kyle, this season's hottest lipstick lesbian couple?
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2007-05-01 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
1) A Green Arrow/Supernatural fusion, where for some reason Ollie, Roy and Connor do the "growing up on the road and fighting supernatural monsters" thing instead of John, Dean and Sam. (Maybe Dinah burned on the ceiling rather than Mary?)
2) The one where Superman and Mr. Mxyzptlk resolve their tensions via sex.
3) An Elseworld with an evil (possibly goatee wearing) Flash (Wally) who work for Lex Luthor.

[identity profile] transemacabre.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well-oiled Machine, the tell-all biography of Captain America's motorcycle. Specifically the juicy chapters involving Cap riding double with Falcon.

The obligatory hooker!fic. Not that I have any burning desire to see Cap or Tony or Zemo or somebody as a hooker, but it's not really a FANDOM until there's a hooker AU.

My Little Avengers, a cutesy kid's story in which all the Avengers are smaller, cuddlier versions of themselves, living together in a floating mansion on Cloud 9.

[identity profile] transemacabre.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
I fully approve of all of these! Especially if Cap and Rhodey console one another with sweet, sweet love after Tony and Sam run off.

[identity profile] jubilancy.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
This meme rules!

The one where Amanda Waller and Nick Fury fall hopelessly in sweaty, desperate, sheet-ripping love?

The one where Sam finds Rick Jones' pathetic groupie behavior endearing?

The one where Sam and Sharon are sneaking around behind Cap's back?
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (bucky memorial)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm worried about Redwing, though. :/

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Redwing/Tony's Armor OTP? Or possibly CONSPIRACY. :)
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Cap/Falc/Redwing)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
If Redwing figured out a beak-driven interface to Tony's armor, s/h/it could RULE THE WORLD. <3

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh Superman! Harder! Yes, there! Oh--yes--KLTPZYXM!" Mr. Mxyzptlk came and went, simultaneously.

Superman lay back, satisfied, for a millisecond, then readjusted his costume and went off to combat the next threat of the day.

Sometimes it really *was* more effective to make love, not war.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
True! Also, Tony would probably try to make Redwing a little set of armor of his VERY OWN.

(He would *try* to make Sam some, but Sam would have nothing to do with it, and probably be very betrayed that Redwing likes the White Man's Armor. Even if Sam himself likes the White Man.)

[identity profile] littledarkvoice.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
1. The Nick Fury and the Howling Commandos High School AU. Complete with prom-related drama.

2. Hal Jordan/Dawn Schaefer. They are both INDIVIDUALS from CALIFORNIA. Or um, something. I need to stop reading [livejournal.com profile] mizzmarvel's cover-mocking community, clearly.

3. JULIO-CLAUDIANS BECAUSE I AM OBSESSED.
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Clark Kent)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Mxyzptlk came and went, simultaneously.
!!!
I really love you right now.
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Cap/Falc/Redwing)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
*eee* Birdie in unnecessary armor! <333

Even if Sam himself likes the White Man.
Redwing reminds him of this contradiction several times a day, but then Tony distracts him with rum-soaked raisins.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Barry missed Iris. Barry *really* missed Iris. Her smile and her easy sophistication and her mind and body and--her tendency to *not* steel the covers.

Or snore.

Barry pulled at the covers, hard--only to pull Ollie over on top of him, with the aforementioned covers. "Mmmm, Dinah," said Ollie sleepily.

"No! Not Dinah! Bar--MMPH." Ollie kissed him, enthusiastically, on the mouth.

Then Ollie seemed to wake up. "Oops, sorry about that. It's been awhile! You know how it is."

It had been *longer* for Barry, and it had *never* led to *this* sort of thing. Well, until now, he supposed, but he was definitely *not* the one doing the kissing.

(Or the covers-stealing, and Iris *had* told him that, although he *did* talk in his sleep, at least he didn't snore! His breath didn't smell like chili, either, and he'd shaved *just yesterday*!)

"I--think I'll go sleep on the floor, now."

"No, no!" said Ollie. It was hard to tell in the lack of light--and lack of sleep--but there was something almost like sensitivity in his face (and voice). "This is an important team-building exercise! And I can't let your sacrifice your sleep. I'm sorry.

"And I think you need to loosen up a little."

What Ollie just gave him might have been a manly hug, but it was really...rather like something else when the two men in question were in bed together, and one of them, at least, had recently been dreaming rather racy dreams.

"*Oliver*. I'm not *Hal*. I'm *not* going on a roadtrip with you. This is a Justice League mission, not some sort of--consciousness-raising!"

"This is a *mission* to work on our teamwork! And if you can't loosen up at least a *little* I don't think we'll be getting very far on that. You have to meet me half way!"

"Half way?! You can start by getting back on your side of the bed! With *your* half of the covers."

Ollie burst out laughing. "Oh man, you sound just like Dinah. Sorry about that." He yawned. "We can work on the teamwork thing in the morning."

Thirty seconds later, Ollie was snoring again, and by the morning, all the covers were on his side.

Barry really missed Iris. Even if she *was* just covering a story in Metropolis.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
IRON REDWING!

Tony distracts him with rum-soaked raisins.
Does this result in Redwing and Tony attending AA meetings together?

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Mxy TOTALLY says his name backwards when he comes. :)
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Green Lantern/Green Arrow)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
OLLIE YOU BIG HO I LOVE YOU.

But not as much as I'm grinning at Barry and his utter, beautiful love for Iris - Her smile and her easy sophistication is just a lovely phrase.

I, um, may be reading too much into this - "*Oliver*. I'm not *Hal*. I'm *not* going on a roadtrip with you. This is a Justice League mission, not some sort of--consciousness-raising!" - but Barrence is a leetle jealous, no? (Also, "consciousness raising" for the *win*).
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Roy is guh)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Does this result in Redwing and Tony attending AA meetings together?
Yes, yes it does. SO GLAD you saw where I was going with that.

(Sam offered to facilitate, drawing on his social-work training, but Redwing nipped his finger angrily.)

[identity profile] mizzmarvel.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
1. Cap mistakes Redwing for a Thanksgiving turkey. OH NOES.

2. "And introducing - Oliver Queen as the PINK ARROW!"

3. Everybody Loves Jim Hammond. Sexily.

[identity profile] mizzmarvel.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
Or never stop reading [livejournal.com profile] mizzmarvel's cover-mocking community.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Barry and Iris are so sweet together. He *adores* her, and the sophistication is definitely part of it.

And--I wasn't really *quite* thinking of that line that way, but yes, Barry *is* a tad jealous. *pets him* :)

[identity profile] harmonyangel.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
*jumps wildly into the conversation to point out that the Tony/Sam pairing was clearly wat created these (http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2007/04/the_robot_falco.html)*

[identity profile] harmonyangel.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
1. Nick Fury LMD orgy!

2. Falc and Bucky hook up. Cap's brain exploding is optional.

3. Cap/Falc genderswap fic. Either or both. Sex pollen and/or aliens making them do it are optional.
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2007-05-02 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Hee. :)
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2007-05-02 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Awww. He's so sweet and awkward here.

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