caiusbackup ([personal profile] caiusbackup) wrote2007-05-01 04:36 pm
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From [livejournal.com profile] penknife:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Or laugh my head off and write Cap/Falc instead. :)
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[personal profile] ratcreature 2007-05-01 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
1) A Green Arrow/Supernatural fusion, where for some reason Ollie, Roy and Connor do the "growing up on the road and fighting supernatural monsters" thing instead of John, Dean and Sam. (Maybe Dinah burned on the ceiling rather than Mary?)
2) The one where Superman and Mr. Mxyzptlk resolve their tensions via sex.
3) An Elseworld with an evil (possibly goatee wearing) Flash (Wally) who work for Lex Luthor.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh Superman! Harder! Yes, there! Oh--yes--KLTPZYXM!" Mr. Mxyzptlk came and went, simultaneously.

Superman lay back, satisfied, for a millisecond, then readjusted his costume and went off to combat the next threat of the day.

Sometimes it really *was* more effective to make love, not war.
gloss: woman in front of birch tree looking to the right (Clark Kent)

[personal profile] gloss 2007-05-01 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Mr. Mxyzptlk came and went, simultaneously.
!!!
I really love you right now.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-01 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Mxy TOTALLY says his name backwards when he comes. :)

[identity profile] jubilancy.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Seconded! So much joy.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! Mxy is love.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-02 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Mxy is fun! :)

[identity profile] poisonivory.livejournal.com 2007-05-04 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, this is totally unfair because my shameless Mxy-love made me HAVE to come read this, and now I am delighted, although something deep in my soul tells me I should be appalled. Curse you and your clever use of the English language!

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-05 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, it's not as appalling as all that! It's a win-win situation, really--Mxy gets to actualize his not-so-subconscious desire for Superman and Superman gets rid of Mxy every ninety days with a minimum of chaos and collateral damage. :)

[identity profile] poisonivory.livejournal.com 2007-05-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that's what he thinks until Mxy breaks the news that fifth-dimension men are perfectly capable of getting pregnant if they want to - and boy oh boy, did Mxy want to.

[identity profile] caiusmajor.livejournal.com 2007-05-07 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHAHAHA. Most terrifying offspring EVER. SUPER-MXY-BABY!

Not to mention the pregnancy. Oh LORD. Someone should write this!
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